"And yes."

Ok, so a new gripe:

AND YES.

This guy I've been talking to through eHarmony uses it ALL THE TIME.

Like, "and yes, I do play the guitar" or "and yes, I do own my own house." None of this shit impresses me, crackerjack, so shut the fuck up. Stop saying "and yes," because it makes you sound really pompous.

Thank for the info, dude, but I didn't ASK if you played SO THANKS for the information.

And he texts me and if I don't answer for an hour, he's like "well, I guess you've fallen asleep" or "I guess you're not talkative tonight." Ugh. GAG ME. I think I'm going to stop altogether. AND YES I'm going to see other people. Jerkoff.

Why does this have to be so difficult?!